Monday, August 31, 2009

How to Forgive Yourself After Hurting Someone

from wikiHow
Steps
  • Remember that it is impossible to go through life without hurting another person's feelings just as it is impossible to go through life without being hurt by another person.

  • Acknowledge what you did to hurt this other person, but do not dwell on the problem for too long. You have to let it go.

  • Learn from the experience. Take positive steps about your behavior and try to understand other peoples points of view.

  • Forgive yourself.

  • Recognize that it is not their fault that you hurt them. Do not take your pain out on them.
TIPS
  • Try to control your own emotions without suppressing yourself.

  • An apology will be worth nothing to another person if it means nothing to you so don't apologize in an offhand manner.

  • If you are uncomfortable approaching the person you hurt simply give it time. The awkwardness will fade eventually.

WARNING
  • If you are constantly talking about this one person, other people will get very annoyed, so don't let this become the only thing that you have.

  • If someone does not want to hear an apology, do not force it. Give them time they will come around eventually.

How to Get a Job for Which You Are Not Really Qualified

from wikiHow

Have you ever seen a job posting you really wanted, but for which you may not be entirely qualified? Here's how to convince a potential employer--and yourself!-- you are perfect for a position.

STEPS

  1. Prepare for the interview. Being prepared is more important than job knowledge, skills and experience.
  2. Tailor your resume. Think creatively about how the experience you have relates to the job you want. Bullet aspects of your previous jobs relevant to the position you seek.
  3. Get an interview. The hardest part of getting a job for which you may not be the most technically qualified applicant is getting an interview.
  4. Conduct yourself professionally.
  5. Be confident. Focus on why you honestly believe you would be good at this particular job. Make a list of reasons beforehand. If you have confidence in yourself, you are more likely to convince the employer of your ability.
  6. Be up-beat. A positive attitude will show the interviewer you are a can-do person.
  7. Be likable. We all want to hire and work with people we like.
  8. Be informed. Know about the company and the business before you go to the interview. Know what they expect you to do for the company.
  9. Ask intelligent questions. There is always more to the job than what can be said in an ad. As you find out more about the job, you may discover job functions for which you are more qualified and you can direct your focus on them.
  10. Be open to training. If the employer is willing to train you for the job, demonstrate enthusiasm about learning new things and a willingness to put extra time and effort into training. If you are a quick study, now is the time to mention it.
  11. Make the interview a starting point. If the job is not something you are qualified to do, ask to leave your resume with the company or ask if there are similar opportunities at a lower level. If you appear enthusiastic, intelligent and committed, your interviewer(s) is more likely to offer suggestions to help you break into the field.

TIPS

  • Consider taking training in the particular field you are trying to get into. It's not a good idea to apply for a job you're technically not qualified for, so actually becoming qualified is better than resorting to the steps in this article.
  • Keep trying. You may not get the first job for which you interview. Each interview will leave you better prepared for the next one.
  • Go back to school, get more training or take an entry-level position in the field, etc.
    Talk with someone who already holds your dream job--after all, they know how they got there!
  • Remember, nearly two thirds of the time, it's not the most qualified candidate who is hired, it's the one does the best job of promoting himself.
  • Remember: "No" really means "not now", not "never".
  • If it's an option and if you have the means to support yourself, you might offer to work free for the company for a period of time (ie. one week, one month) to prove yourself and your skills.

WARNINGS

  • Never lie or exaggerate. It is fine to place your experience in the best possible light, but do not say you have experience in an area you don't.
  • Be prepared to handle rejection. Some employers might not consider you for positions you have no experience in.
  • You may get in over your head. Your new employer and colleagues may not appreciate your lack of experience in the job. They may not want to spend extra time getting you up to speed, when they expect a base level of competence and experience.You may be unhappy with the level of extra work required to keep up.
  • There are some jobs that you cannot do unless you have the correct licensure. Try to do some research before hand, and make sure that you can practice a certain profession legally without having the correct registrations beforehand.

How to Get a Promotion

from wikiHow

Do you feel like you're stuck in your current job? Are you ready to move up? It's tough to climb the corporate ladder, but if you want a job that excites you and pays well, you'll likely have to make the climb at some point. If you want to get a promotion, you'll need to be a patient team player while also being an ambitious self-promoter. It's a difficult balance to strike, but these tips can help.

STEPS
* Work for a company that can give you room to grow. The type of company you work can determine your potential for promotion. When applying for jobs, seek out companies with opportunity for advancement. You don't have to work for a huge corporation, although these usually offer plenty of promotion possibilities at any given time, but you do want to look for a company that has enough going on so that you can be assured you're not running into a dead end. Preferably this company will be doing well and growing, though many companies, especially very large ones, tend to grow in cycles.

* Concentrate on just doing the best you possibly can in your current position. Excellent performance reviews aren't sufficient to get you a promotion, but they're necessary for it. So are good attendance, punctuality, and a willingness to go the extra mile when the company needs it. Showing up 5 minutes early and leaving 5 minutes after your shift can turn into a fortune of extra income over your lifetime when you are the one that gets the promotion.

* Make sure people know you're doing a great job. You don't want to toot your own horn too much, but you can't always expect your merits to speak for themselves. Keep in good contact with your supervisor, and make sure he or she knows what you've been up to (assuming you've had some smashing successes). Don't be an attention grabber or "brown-noser," but make sure people know who you are and make sure you get credit where credit is due.

* Be popular. In an ideal world, promotions would be based solely on merit. We don't live in an ideal world, though, and office politics will often play a role in who gets promoted and who doesn't. Use and develop your people skills. Be kind and helpful to your coworkers, supervisors, and underlings. Develop relationships with people you work with, play golf with the boss, and get to know people (other than your immediate supervisor) who make decisions in the company. Be present at company events and network with people from outside your department.

* Make sure the right people know you want a promotion. Don't be afraid to tell your supervisor about your career goals--most good supervisors will ask you about them and try to be helpful. Continue to do a great job in your current position, and don't seem fed up with your current work, but let decision makers know if you really want a particular job.

  • Apply for jobs within the company. These days you can't just wait for a promotion to fall in your lap. That happens sometimes, but most promotions, especially at large companies, require you to go through the application and interview process, and usually you'll have to compete with candidates from outside the company.
  • Apply for the right positions. Don't just apply for any opportunity that pays a bit more than your current job. Look for opportunities that you are genuinely interested in and that you are qualified for. You don't have to have all the skills listed in the job description, and you probably won't, but you want to be able to make a good case that you'll be able to get up to speed quickly.

* Take the application process seriously. Too often, internal candidates figure they've got the new job in the bag, but studies show that as few as 1/3 of internal candidates win the better jobs they seek. External candidates can be extremely competitive because they have no pretenses of security--they want the job, and they know they'll have to put their best foot forward to get it. In addition, companies sometimes want to bring in new people to bring new skills or perspectives to the organization. The lesson here: don't be complacent, and remember to "sell" yourself as you would if you were applying for any other job.

* Seek out new skills. If you become the best customer service representative of all time, you're well on your way... to remaining a highly regarded customer service representative for the rest of your career. It's not enough to be great at your job; you also have to develop marketable skills that prepare you for more responsibility. When you gain skills and qualifications far beyond what your current job requires, your employer may see keeping you in that job as a waste of your talents.

  • Go to school. If you haven't earned a Bachelors degree, do it. If you have, consider earning a Masters or PhD, but only if one of these qualifications will help you achieve your career goals. Don't just go back to school for the heck of it. Instead think about what programs will help you climb the corporate ladder. Sometimes specialized professional designations or licenses can be far more important to getting a promotion than degrees, and sometimes you may just need to take some classes to improve your computer skills or accounting ability, for example. There are a wide range of education programs available that allow you to go to class in the evenings or on weekends, and there are also ample opportunities for accredited self-study and online learning. What's more, your employer may reimburse you for certain tuition expenses, so it may be possible for you to expand your knowledge at no cost to yourself.
  • Learn a second/third language. Due to the increasing globalization of the world in general, more and more companies will be looking for people that know multiple languages. Learning more than one language also means you don't need a translator, which opens up international posts (such as a manager for an entire continent, as opposed to a state or small country).
  • Take on temporary projects. Temporary projects can be a great way to broaden your skills and network with people from other areas of the company. Many people feel uncomfortable volunteering for these assignments because they can be challenging and can force you out of your comfort zone. That's the point.
  • Volunteer. If you're not getting new skills at work, consider volunteering your spare time to a non-profit organization. Large, well-recognized non-profits almost always offer a wealth of opportunities to learn new things, and smaller organizations may also have suitable projects you could work on. Successful non-profits typically look to fill volunteer positions with people who are qualified to do the job, but with a little persistence you should be able to find an opportunity that uses your existing skills and helps you build new skills. Your community involvement can also be a plus toward your getting your promotion.

* Get a mentor. A strong relationship with a manager or someone higher up in your department can open a lot of doors for you. For one thing, you'll likely learn a lot about the organization and about the jobs you might want to get in the future. For another, you'll have an ally who will be willing to go to bat for you when you do decide to apply for a new opportunity. Finally, your mentor may groom you to succeed him or her when they move up or retire.

* Groom a successor. It's a common paradox: you're so good at your job that you're indispensable, but you're so indispensable in your current position that the company would fall apart if you were to leave that position. The solution to this problem is to take another employee under your wing and train him or her so that they will be ready to fill your shoes if you get promoted. Some people are afraid that their understudy will take their job if they do this, but as long as you're a great employee and continue to develop your skills, the only way you'll lose your current job is by getting promoted. Training another employee (or several) also shows that you have management skills and that you care about helping other employees develop their skills.

* Develop a new position. If you figure out a better way to do your existing job or see the need for a new position, don't be afraid to talk to management about creating this position. Since you're the one who saw the need and, presumably, you're best qualified for the position, this can help you take on new responsibilities, even if you don't get a big pay raise at first.

* Seek employment elsewhere. If, for whatever reason, you seem to be at a dead end with your current employer, it's time to look for better opportunities elsewhere. This can be hard if you feel a loyalty to your employer, but you do need to do what is in the best interest of your career or you will become unhappy with your job. Recent surveys show that as many as 75 percent of employees are looking for new jobs at any given time, so you won't be alone.


TIPS
* If you're doing a great job and have had rave performance reviews but have still been passed over for a promotion or two, maybe there's something your manager isn't telling you. You may want to ask some questions about why you didn't get the promotion and what skills or qualities the successful candidate had that you didn't. Be polite and tactful, but try to get real answers. This is not an opportunity to complain, but rather a chance to find out what you can do to get the next promotion you want.

* When looking for companies that give you room to grow, it's always a good sign if they mention that they like to promote from within. Don't take this assurance too seriously, however. No matter where you work, you will probably still have to compete with external candidates.

* If you have particular career goals in mind--and you should--perform a "gap analysis." This is an analysis of where your skills and qualifications are at now compared to where they need to be to get to the next level and to achieve your overall career goals. Think about this carefully and honestly, and then work out a plan to close the gap.

* Try as you might to avoid office politics, at times you do have to take sides. Do so gracefully and reasonably, and be careful not to burn bridges or alienate people.

* Patience is a virtue, even when seeking a promotion. Be realistic with yourself about your qualifications and job performance, and don't get frustrated if you get passed over for a promotion. Wait for the right opportunity. But don't wait forever.

* Tired of climbing the corporate ladder? Strike out on your own. If you have marketable skills or a hobby which you are passionate about, such as 'gossiping' and consider your own show as stand-up comedian.


Warnings

* It can be difficult to let people know you're competent and ambitious without seeming arrogant or threatening. You do need to be assertive, however, to get what you want. Just remember to be tactful, helpful, and kind to everyone you work with--not just to your boss.

* If you apply for jobs willy-nilly, hiring managers may begin to take you less seriously, and your current supervisor may question your dedication to your existing job. The same can be said if you apply for other jobs too quickly. Be patient, and take the time to develop competence in one job before trying to move up.

* Be careful to set reasonable expectations for yourself. It can be easy to burn yourself out by trying too hard. For example, if you often work more hours per week than you can maintain indefinitely, you may set an expectation in others that you will continue to work those hours.















How to Start Your Own Business

from wikiHow

Running your own business is a rewarding but demanding career and life choice. There are many different opinions about how to start a business from writing and researching a detailed business plan to jumping into a passion and trying to make money out of it.

Steps

* Start with an idea. This doesn't have to be a brand new invention or new product. In fact, many successful small businesses have found a way to deliver an existing service more efficiently or economically or have customized an existing product or service.

* Put together a business plan. This doesn't require hundreds of pages with thousands of charts. Use the plan to research things like how much you can charge for your product/service, how much it will cost to produce or deliver (include variable & fixed costs), and the size of your potential market (i.e. # of customers). The plan should evaluate your competitors - how many competitors, how strong are they, where are they, how will you compete. The plan should state what is required to enter this market, barriers to entry such as high fixed costs (factories, restaurants) and government regulations that must be met.

* Determine if you need financing. Your business plan will include a section on financing. How will you pay the costs to start and run your business? Do you need a bank loan? Use credit cards? Self finance? Also, you'll need to consider how much salary you need to support yourself while starting your business.

* Put together your initial marketing plan. Marketing need not cost a fortune. Some businesses require very little. For example, many service businesses such as accounting firms build their practices through word-of-mouth referrals. You can also join free or low-cost associations to build awareness of your small business. Again, your business plan (product, customer, competitor) will help you determine the marketing efforts you need to undertake.

* Build your infrastructure early. This doesn't mean build a big factory or a fancy office. It simply means keep accurate customer records, a clean set of updated books and a technology foundation, if necessary. One of the downfalls of many small businesses is that they don't know if they're making or losing money (i.e. the need for a clean set of books). Another downfall is when small business owners try to sell their company years later but lack accurate customer history and customer information. Many times, the customers of a small business are its best asset, and, without the records, the small business can be sold only for salvage.

* Move forward and get started. Once you know you can be profitable take the leap and get started. Besides getting business supplies or advertising, plan ahead by establishing some new business clients ahead of time. If you're business is unlike a restaurant, that physically needs to wait for customers to walk into it's doors, establish accounts ahead of time. In this way, you will have pre-planned future receivables to look forward to. Think about and focus on making money first, where ever possible, instead of spending money. The more money you can bring in, without spending money, the more profitable you are going to be.

* Don't neglect using the web. Use every technology available that will give your business a competitive advantage. The internet is a customers research tool. Help future customers learn more about you and the details about what you sell and why your products or services are different and better for them than other competitors.

* Make paying for your items or service convenient. In today's world, understand how people pay. Carrying cash can be risky. Therefore, most people choose to carry Visa, Mastercard, American Express and Discover. All these credit cards are part of our societies everyday life when it comes to making purchases. Debit cards are especially popular. So, along with having a sales counter cash register, get set up to accept credit cards for your business. To do this, also purchase a new credit machine. These are now very affordable and available at wholesale prices for about $147. Be sure to look for a wholesale supplier, not a retail seller such as a bank. Banks usually charge higher prices. The same credit machine supplier will more than likely be able to offer you credit machine service too. This monthly cost is about $10. By doing this you'll be able to get equipment for less then the price of most cell phones. More importantly, you can offer your customers an easy way to accept credit cards. The goal is to help customers self-finance their purchases when they don't or can't use cash

Tips

* Use free resources. Your local library contains numerous useful references regarding incorporation, writing business plans, marketing, as well as information specific to your industry. The Small Business Association, Chambers of Commerce, AMEX Small Business website, associations for your industry, associations by ethnicity...all of these offer training, materials, networking and sometimes financing. Another good option is SCORE, a group of retired executives who provide business start-up advice.

* Recognize that getting your business off the ground will take time. Most businesses don't become profitable right away, so plan for that in your personal life too. You will be making sacrifices to be your own boss.

* Make paying convenient and affordable. Offer credit machine service, monthly payment plans, buy one get one offers and offer sale prices.


Warnings
* Running your own business is extremely time-consuming. You can rarely leave work "at work" because you're the boss now.

* Be sure to carve out time for yourself. Make sure you stick with an exercise program or build in time to see your family. As mentioned in Warning #1 above, running your own business can consume you if you let it.

How to Become Rich Someday

from wikiHow


There are many ways to become rich, but many more to become poor. Of course it's usually not easy and many quick methods involve a lot of risk. so take your time and follow these steps to build your wealth.
Note that people have different perceptions of what it means to be rich. In this article we will define rich as having a fortune higher than $1 million.
Start by investing in your most important asset: Your mind
* Doing well in school and getting an education in a high-paying profession such as doctor, lawyer, economist, etc. will give you a head-start and a safe economic position.

* Learn about basic economics such as Compound interest and investment strategies.
* Develop yourself all your life. Increase your professional skills, leadership skills, financial skills, social skills and general life skills. Making yourself valuable will increase your chances regardless of your path to riches.

* Develop a vision; why should you become wealthy? Based on this, set your goals. You wont rise up unless you are able to build and focus your ambition.
* Stay healthy;There's a saying that "health is wealth". It is very important to stay healthy in your endeavour to become rich. This will enable you to work hard and also increase your life span increasing your earning period. On the other hand, you will be able to reduce the cost on health care.

Invest

* Start investing as early as possible. Do not wait until you have "enough" money to invest. You will end up with a larger account in the end if you start investing a small amount early and keep adding more regularly.
* Make smart investments - If you don't understand what you are investing in, don't. Start with something easy like index funds. They have fewer ups and downs than individual stocks, and you will not have all your eggs in one basket.



* For safety: Stay as debt free as possible. A paid-for education and a paid-off house will enable you to invest more money in the stock market or your own business. Only gear up low-risk investments with loans.

* Starting now is better than never starting. The power of compound interest can make anyone wealthy. Example: Investing only $10 every year at 15 % annual profit will give you over $1.3 million after 70 years.

Start Your Own Business
* It is always better to be an employer than an employee, if you are disciplined and able to devote time and money. Learn all you can about running a business. Take a class. Ask an experienced business owner for advice. Be careful, though. Many businesses fail, especially in their first year. You could end up with considerable debt, no savings, and no benefits. Get help!

* Entrepeneurs make up the majority of millionaires, it is high risk, but it is also the most likely way to become truly wealthy. Few people amass great wealth through other means. Less than 1 % become a millionaire through "other" means such as being a rockstar, winning the lottery, etc. So unless you inherit wealth your best shot is doing this.

* Note that you can start your own business part-time. For example by going into real estate, purchasing, renovating and selling homes is a common way for building wealth for people without money to invest.
Be Smart
* Learn about budgeting, credit, and debt. Learn how credit cards work! If you get into debt early it can sabotage your progress.
* Put an amount of money in the bank monthly. 10, 20, 30 dollars is good - $100 is better. By the time you get old, retirement would be easy. (Read about compound interest).

* If you are in college and can't afford an apartment and don't like those nasty dorms, then gather with 3 or 4 people, and buy a good sized house while splitting the payment. It'd probably cost less than a apartment. Better yet, buy yourself a home using a mortgage and pay yourself instead someone!

* Listen to your instincts and don't be afraid to go against the flow. If someone tells you that they have found a sure-fire opportunity to make YOU rich, it usually means that they have found a sure-fire opportunity to make THEMSELVES rich by convincing you to buy their product. So stop and think, there are millions of great opportunities out there. You just have to filter out all the background noise to find those opportunities because, in the real world, no one else is going to find them for you.

Friday, August 28, 2009

How to Overcome Internet Boredom



from WikiHow

Do you find yourself with nothing to do on the internet? Then read on:

STEPS

* Check your emails. This could lead to more things to do such as replying to emails or checking out the new features on your favorite website.

Start a blog. This is a fun project that will keep you entertained for hours.

* Sign up for a virtual pet/life site. This will provide plenty to do and are often rife with games to play.

* Help out on wikiHow. Contribute by creating an article, copyediting or just giving your opinion on discussion pages.

* Create an account with an instant messaging service or friend site (myspace, bebo etc) and encourage all your friends to follow your lead.

* If all else fails turn off the computer and do something else for a while. Reading, exercise or a challenging puzzle are great ways to pass the time. Do some homework or tidying up if you're really bored.

* Join Stumble Upon, select your interests and then click the button.

* Think about what you like. Brainstorm ideas, and come up with something.

* Type whatever it is into Google and start searching. Try the "I'm feeling lucky" search feature to spend less time searching, and more time looking.

* Peter Answers is a fun trick to play on people.

* Search "Truly Tasteless Jokes". There are some really funny jokes that you can entertain yourselves with.

* If that doesn't work, try going to a news portal like Yahoo or MSN, and look at their odd news. You may end up laughing yourself silly looking at some guy that robbed a bank with a marshmallow.

* Look at the comics on Yahoo or MSN.

* One fun site is GoogleMyWay.com. You can impress your friends by telling them Google made a website after you.

* If nothing else works, try going to some site with a lot of random things like bored.com, bordom.net, randomstuffplanet.net, or crazythoughts.com.

* If you are 18 and older, you can always look at porn, but it is best to stay away from it, especially if you are religious or are married/in a relationship.

* Youtube has literally millions of videos to watch, from hilarious injuries to heart warming animations, explore and enjoy.



TIPS

* Try out different endings for one word. You should come up with some awesome stuff.

* If you do .edu, the stuff you come up with is usually pretty boring, unless you are a real nerd.

* Think of any random thing that you can and type it in to the address bar or Google.

* Use the random article on wikiHow or wikipedia. You can learn some weird stuff that way.

* Also try going to Google and typing in Googlefight. This little "game" is actually quite addicting.

* Quizilla.com is a good site to kill time on.

* Urbandictionary could be fun too and you might learn some hip slang terms and get a little humor on the way as well.



WARNINGS

* If you are surfing the net, bad things can sometimes pop up. Be prepared for that. You can have these things blocked if you want to be safe. Pornography is a classic way to stop internet boredom, but this is for people that are 18 and older only.

* MySpace and other related sites such as Facebook, Orkut, and hi5 are not really the best answers for boredom on the internet. This page is designed for people that are not allowed to use social networking sites, dating sites, and porn.


How to Cope with Being Bored




from Wikihow



Being bored is possibly one of the worst ways to spend any given amount of time. Left to pick at your nails and constantly check any clock around you, any surrounding can become a living hell. However, with a little bit of imagination and some boredom you can turn some unproductive time into some pointless yet productive time. Nothing on this list will really ever change your life, but it sure does make a lazy Sunday afternoon pass by.

== Steps ==
#'''Dive deep into your memory'''; What is a question that previously went unanswered in your mind? This is a great time to find out the answer. Use google or Wikipedia to get to the bottom of it. You'll either feel a huge sense of satisfaction or disappointment depending on how obscure or just plain stupid your question is.

#'''Begin to write short goodbye letters''' to all the people you have ever known, in case of your accidental death in the face of boredom. Once you get past the obvious contenders e.g. parents, friends, it becomes very interesting. You can write to a kind bartender who once gave you an anecdote that made you think, or someone on the street who smiled at you for no reason. Really delve deep and you'll probably be able to come up with a lot of people.

#'''Practice being a living statue'''. Find a pose and try to keep it as long as you can. When you think you've mastered simply being still, think of things that make you laugh and see how straight you can keep your face. It's harder than it sounds.

#'''Spin around for as long as you possibly can''' without vomiting or passing out, and then sit down and close your eyes. You have the sensation of sitting on a record player. When you open your eyes, there is also the strange sensation of being very very still. It also makes you smile, simply because you know what a fool you would look like if anyone came into the room, and also because you've just spun around so much you're dizzy and probably quite hysterical.

#In times of boredom, mirrors are your friend. '''Pull the ugliest faces you can''' and giggle away, because childish as it is it is also very very fun. Also, if you ever wondered what you would look like with a top hat and mustache etc. now is the time to find out. Draw them on a mirror and position yourself so that you are wearing them.

#'''Practice being an attractive stranger'''. Swan about the room trying to exude an aura of sophistication and glamor. If this fails it's probably best that you just sit down and stare at the floor and count tiles or carpet hairs.

#'''Try and burp or fart as loudly as you can'''. There's no-one to hear it, and besides you're bored. See if you can beat your own personal best by changing factors, like sitting on a polished floor, or eating beans. Many a fun time can be had with bodily functions.

#'''Watch TV''', but find the worst program you can and just watch it. Then say everything back in a bad Austrian accent; Think Arnie. This can whittle away countless hours alone.

#'''Pretend that you are a character from any old TV show''' and walk around your house in character. Favourites are the thunderbirds, because walking like a puppet is quite difficult. If you're feeling adventurous then you can fling your arms around and try to be as athletic as possible.

#'''Stare'''. If you're lucky and have a companion, then staring contests are favourable. Go almost nose to nose and stare as hard as you can into your opponents eyes and try not to be the first to laugh. Very difficult but good for improving keeping a straight face.

#'''Spin around on a desk chair''' and look at the ceiling as fast as humanly possible. For unknown reasons this is hilariously funny at the time.

#Design your own cartoon. The cheesier the better. Design the art, write the storyline, make the costume, and have a good time.

#'''Begin a fungus farm by putting some kind of molded bread in a jar''' and adding things to it until it becomes unrecognizable and possibly lethal. This does take considerable time but it is worth it.

#'''Read a book'''!

#'''Create a really silly video'''. Do any of the above! Run around, jump off a high place (be careful with this), smash Magnetix, use some tape, eat stuff! Then, play it all backwards. When you disassemble that puzzle or reform brownies in your mouth, you'll laugh like there's no tomorrow.

#'''Meditate'''. Looking into the mind of yourself; try to just calmly relax and stay awake for as long as you possibly can.


TIPS


* Be as creative as possible. Obey every stupid thought your mind has. It only has them to try and keep you from killing yourself.

* Don't potentially harm yourself just because you're bored. If you feel the need to, you can phone the Samaritans, which is ironically a good way to waste time.

* Become as desperate as possible and waste any possible resource in order to cope with boredom. If it's reasonable at the time, do it.

How to Beat Boredom at Work




From WikiHow

Sometimes work can be really boring especially if you are new into business and not many tasks are assigned to you.

== Steps ==
# Do your work. But, don’t rush through it. When you have finished, and still have time, you can entertain yourself if you are bored.

# Ask coworkers if they need help. If you are new, offering assistance will prove your worth in the office and you may make friends you can chat with later on.

# Do something constructive with extra time. You still manage to finish everything before time, have something to keep your mind occupied. Write or read articles on this website, read a book, keep a journal, there are a million and one choices.

# Interact with others. Most offices have a lunch room or cafeteria or even at the water cooler. Make acquaintances. You never know, you might meet someone that can help you along in your career.

# Learn a new language. Most jobs would consider it a plus. Also, if you know someone that speaks that language, you can converse with them to pass the time. Maybe play a few harmless pranks on your friends, but don’t over do it.

# Download a typing program (like typing master) and practice typing fast, it'll look as if you were working, but you are still being productive to a certain extent.

# Plan a vacation. Think of places you might want to go to on your days off. Camping with friends, going to the beach with family, romantic dinner, whatever tickles your fancy. You can even research it, it looks like you’re working, so why not.

# Set up a toy basketball hoop over your trashcan. Save up excess paper and whatever else you are going to throw. Practice making shots in your free time or in between work. Try coaxing your neighboring coworkers into a game of hoops.